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princemesamedasu:

Please don`t let me make the same mistake again! 





theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU



I feel like taking a nap, but I also want to eat a sandwich and watch Dogma.
Two of those things are unavailable at the moment.
And I feel like if I start to take a nap, someone will randomly appear and wake me.






Rules of being around Grace:
1. don’t make noise until I’ve had a cup of coffee.
2. don’t engage in conversation with me until I’ve had 2 cups of coffee
3. under no conditions, ever, is there a reason to wake me up, be it accidental or on purpose.
4. again, for good measure, don’t make noises in the morning.

These are all void if you’re a cute girl that I’m in interested in. If you’re a cute girl and my friend, I will still probably throw you out for these offenses.
Thank you, that is all.
(Hides under blankets with coffee)












Psh what I didn’t like do a little happy dance while reading a cute girl’s comment what.
That would be ridiculous
*sips tea*
Yep